Thursday, October 20, 2011

Pa-Peysbuk nga-by Shamcey Supsup


“PA – PEYSBUK NGA!!!!”. Linya ng estudyante na uubusin ang baon para makapagrent sa isang internet shop. Linya ng isang empleyado pagkadating niya sa opisina at naabutang ginagamit ng katrabaho ang office computer. Linya ng kapitbahay na gustong maki gamit ng internet sa kadahilanang hindi siya nakapagbayad ng bill. At kung sino man ang sinasabihan nila, malamang ang isasagot nito ay.. “teka, log out ko lang..”. Nagpe-facebook din pala.

Facebook. Ang social networking site na lumamon sa myspace at friendster. Ito rin ang pilit kinakaibigan ng ilan pang aspiring forms of social media. Pansinin mo, yung mga bagong kumakaribal sa Facebook e may feature kung saan magrereflect din sa FB account mo ang kung ano mang post mo, gamit ang site nila. Gaya nalang ng twitter, tumblr at kung ano ano pa. Parang pelikula. Pag pinalabas ito sa sinehan sa guadamall (ang mabagsik na mall sa guadalupe), ipapalabas din ito sa sinehan ng MOA. Nagkakaiba nga lang sa level ng urine aroma at dami ng surot sa upuan.

Sa sobrang popularidad nito ay pwede na itong iconsider na necessity. Iba na ngayon. Humans need food, water and facebook. Clothing? Ano ngayon kung nakahubad. At least. nakaporma ka naman sa bago mong profile picture. Pwede na ngang iconsider ang kasalukuyan bilang “The Facebook Era”. Ang panahon kung saan tangap na ang mga bading at tomboy (kaya ikaw, wag na magpanggap, ok na daw, di mo na kelangan mag gym kuno), kung saan mas mahal nang mga tao ang aso kesa sa kapwa nila tao (inday!! ibigay mo ung ulam mo kay brownie, mag skyflakes ka nalang!!!), kung saan lahat ay tumatakbo sa mga marathon, kung saan lahat ay may necklace na ang pendant ay isang mamahaling camera, kung saan papalitan na ng cobra at sting ang dumadaloy sa mga tubo ng NAWASA, kung saan lahat ng statement ay dapat magtapos sa isang uri ng emoticon (uy, tang ina mo, joke. (“,) ). Lahat ito ay bahagi na ng social norm. Lahat tangap na. Pero huwag. Uulitin ko. HUWAG NA HUWAG mong sasabihin, lalo na sa isang pampublikong lugar na. “Ay, wala akong Facebook eh..”. Patay ka dyan brad. Kiss of death yun. Baka bigla kang paskilan ng papel sa noo mo na may nakasulat na EEEWWWW!!!. Baka biglang magkaroon ng caste system sa pinas at lahat ng walang FB account ay mga untouchables. Pwede ring i-ekskomunikado ka ng simbahan katoliko at ipapakalat ito sa mga tweet ng arsobispo.

Kung stalker ka, di na kelangan ng paliwanag kung bakit adik na adik ka sa FB. Pero para sa masa. Ano bang meron dito?

Bukod sa green joke na ibinulong sayo nung tropa mong adik, pwede ka ding magshare ng pictures (aka pix),videos, notes at mga links mula sa iba pang sites. Makikita ito ng mga “friends” mo at pwede silang magkomento dito. Walang limit ang pagpo post. May sense man o wala. Healthy nga daw ito sabi nung mga sociologist. Exercising our rights to free speech daw ito. Pero lahat ba e post-worthy? O karamihan ay nagdadala lang ng badtrip.

Freedom of speech pala ha. Ito ang post ko tungkol sa mga post ng iba. Guilty tayo dito.

1. Iwasan ang pabigla – biglang pagpapalit ng relationship status. Lalo na kung mababaw lang ang dahilan tulad ng late reply sa text o hindi pag iloveyou sayo ang jowa mo kaninang alas tres (sarili nyong 3 o’clock habit). Dahil pag nagka-ayos kayo, at ibinalik mo sa dati ang status mo, ikaw din ang magmumukhang praning.

2. Walang masama kung purong tagalog ang shout out mo. Wag matakot na sabihan nang “uy makata”. Kesa naman panay nga ang english, sablay naman ang grammar at hindi kakikitaan ng sense ang sinabi. (iba ang you’re sa your).

3. Check in. Ang post kung saan sinasabi ang kasalukuyan mong lokasyon. Positibo. Pwedeng maging safety precaution. At least alam nila kung saan ka huling pumunta sakaling di ka mahagilap ng ilang araw. Negatibo. Easy prey ka sa mga serial killers o sa kaibigan na may galit sayo. (Ingat ka silvestre. hehehe)

4. May “about you” page ang FB. Dun mo isusulat ang mga hilig mo. Di mo na kelangan pang magpost ng magpost ng mga youtube videos nila Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica o Korn para ipagdiinan na rakista ka. Ikaw din, baka mahirapan kang panindigan. Lalo na pag tumugtog na ang paborito mong kanta ni Katy Perry. Napaindak at sing along si kumag.

5. Hindi kelangan magpost ng mga litrato o video nang iniembalsamo o bangkay na durog durog ang katawan at labas ang mga laman loob. Palit kaya kayo nung andun sa picture. Ako naman ang magpopost.

6. Magtira ng konting privacy para sa sarili. Hindi lahat ng bagay ay dapat ishare. Lalo na sa social media. Sarilinin mo nalang ang gusot sa pamilya o away mag asawa. Pribado na yon. Post ka ng post, tapos mababadtrip ka kung gagawing pulutan sa inuman ang kwento ng buhay mo.

7. Ok lang ipost ang mga bago mong gamit. Gaya ng mga gadget, damit o accessories. Natural lang maging proud ka lalo na kung pinaghirapan mo o importanteng tao ang nagbigay sayo nito. Di lang siguro tama na sabihing “hay nakakapagod na magshopping, andami ko kasi pinamili”.

8. Kung sakaling may nagpost ng malungkot o kaya’y tungkol sa isang masamang pangyayari sa kanila, wag mong i-like. Ano yun? Nagustuhan mo pa na sumemplang siya sa kanal.

9. Wag mong i-like ang sarili mong post. Kaya nga pinost mo in the first place. Mas malala kung ikaw din ang magcocomment. Parang loner ka naman nun.

10. Wag kang basta basta magpost ng nakakagagong comment, lalo na sa mga picture kung saan may mga taong di mo kilala. Halimbawa: “Pre, sino yang kasama mo sa pic? si Bella Flores?”. Huli mo na nalaman. Girlfriend pala niya yun.

11. Kung sakaling may nagpost ng matino at informative na mensahe. Magpasalamat. Huwag mag angas sabay comment nang “ay luma na yan, huli kana sa balita” o kaya “wala, kalokohan lang yan”. Wag kang magmagaling. Matalino kaba na parang si Rizal? E di pabaril ka sa Luneta.

12. Wag gamitin ang FB para magpakalat ng maling impormasyon at maghatid ng mass hysteria. Pero kung sino man ang napost na aabot dito ang radiation sa japan. Nagpapasalamat sayo ang manufacturer ng Betadine.

13. Wag sumali at i-like ang isang fan page kung puro kagaguhan lang ang ipopost mo sa wall nito. Halimbawa, nagpamember ka sa page ng isang seksing artista tapos mag cocomment ka lang ng “uy, sarap mo naman, parang mainit na lugaw sa malamig sa madaling araw”. Tapos magtataka, “hala.. bakit ako na banned?”.

14. Hindi lang ikaw ang may gustong manood ng sine. Wag kang mag post ng mga spoilers na maaaring ikabadtrip ng iba. “just watched Nardong Putik: Ang Pagbabalik Ni Totoy Burak, ganda ng ending, napatay nya ung kontra bida sa pamamagitan ng pagpukpok sa ulo ng isang palayok, pero sad dahil huli na nang malaman nya na tatay niya pala yun..”.

15. Di naman ata kelangan simulan ang post mo sa salitang “Damn!!” o kaya “Oh gosh” lalo na kung di naman malubha o kagulat gulat ang pangyayari. Halimbawa: “oh gosh, umuulan”. Taga saudi???

16. Wag matawa at kantyawan kung corny o masyadong romantiko ang isang post. Tandaan mo, magmamahal ka din. Lintik lang ang walang ganti. Dami kong kilalang ganyan.

17. Ok lang siguro ipost kung ano at kung saan ka kumakain. Iwasan lang yung pagpopost ng close up pictures nung pagkain mismo. Marami ang nagpapalipas ng gutom sa pamamagitan ng Facebook. Sino ka para inggitin sila. Parang yung feeling na, asa air-con bus ka, pauwi sa bahay at gutom tapos may kumag na kakain ng burger at fries. Langhap mo ang bawat kagat niya. Di maka tao. Dapat palitan ang pangalan niya. Gawing Lucifer.

18. Ok lang siguro ang mag post sa paraang Jejemon. Trip mo yun e. Wag mo nga lang asahan na seseryosohin ka kahit matino ang gusto mong sabihin. Expect mo rin na lahat ng comment sayo e magtatapos sa “jejejeje”.

19. Wag magimbita sa isang okasyon gamit ang shout out mo, tapos may ita-tag ka lang na piling tao. Bangag kaba? Makikita ng lahat ng “friends” mo na iilan lang ang gusto mo papuntahin sa nasabing okasyon.

20. Pwede ba?? HINDI PORKET ALL CAPS E GALIT ANG NAGPOST. BAKA LUMUBOG AT NASTUCK LANG ANG CAPS LOCK.

21. Sapat naman na siguro ang tatlong exclamation point para ipaalam sa bumabasa na puno ng emosyon ang post mo. Di mo kelangan punuin ng punctuations porket walang bayad ang extra characters tulad ng sa text messaging. Halimbawa. Pakyu ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Mali yun. Dapat. Pakyu ka!!!

22. Iwasang magpost kung ikaw ay (a) lasing, (b) nasa impluwensya ng ipinagbabawal na gamot o (c) hindi tinirahan ng ulam. Walang gustong makabasa ng pag aamok mo na puno ng mali maling spelling. Kung sakaling nakakaramdam ng “FB rage”, magpahid ng menthol toothpaste sa mga palad, at itampal tampal sa mukha mo hanggang sa kumalma.

23. Oo, dapat sulitin ang unlimited surfing na maghapon mong binantayan para lang maregister. Pero di ibig sabihin nun na post lang ng post. Halimbawa, ang ilalagay mo sa shout out mo e tatlong magkakasunond na tuldok. Ano yun? Buti pa quote nalang. Time is gold.

24. Wag trigger happy sa “share” button. Hindi porket di nagappear sa profile page ang mabangis mong status message e kelangan mong tiktikin ang pagpindot. Antayin mo lang. Mamaya ilang beses na pala napost. Paulit ulit. Wag kang atat. Lalo na kung ang ipopost mo e “Patience is a virtue”.

25. Wag mong kakumpetensyahin ang youtube sa dami ng video na nakapost sa wall mo. OK lang siguro kung ishare mo ang isang nakakatawang clip kung saan may nag susurfing na pusa o kaya naman e makabuluhang excerpt ng isang documentary. Wag naman yung lahat ng mtv ng kantang marinig mo sa jeep o lahat ng episode ng wow mali.

26. Wag ipahamak ang sarili. Kung sakaling pwede naman palang acronym ang isang term e wag mo na itong buuhin sa iyong post. Loud out loud!!!!.

27. Hindi masamang makisali sa mga occasional drives o campaigns. Tulad ng paggamit ng picture ng nanay mo pag mother’s day o pag post ng mensahe tungkol sa cancer bilang status message mo. Hindi porket di ka nakisali e cool o mas sophisticated ka.

28. Kung may nagcomment o nagpost sa wall mo na di mo kilala ang pangalan pati na ang picture. I-open saglit ang profile. Wag mo agad replyan ng makamandag na “HU U?”. Malay mo, tropa mo pala yun. Binaliktad lang ang pangalan. O kaya naman e dinagdagan ng H. Mhayhumhi Pharhedez.

29. Kung magcocomment ka, halimbawa sa isang picture, iwasang gumamit ng paghahalintulad sa ibang tao lalo na kung kagaguhan lang ang sasabihin mo. Halimbawa, “baduy ng porma mo pre, parang bisaya lang” o kaya “mukha kang magsasaka”. Tandaan, di ka lamang o nakahihigit sa mga bisaya at magsasaka. Ikaw kaya, magpost ka ng video tungkol sa mga unggoy, tapos may magcomment, “ambobobo naman nila, parang ikaw”.

30. Wag kang magatubiling bumati sa mga post tungkol sa panganganak ng isang ina, pagpapakasal ng magsing irog o pagkatangap sa trabaho. Sa magulong mundo, hindi ba’t masarap ishare ang mga positibong pangyayari.

Code of ethics. Wala. Oo. Walang basagan ng trip.

Pero hindi ba mas maganda kung ginagamit mo to sa matinong paraan?

Pa-Peysbuk nga!!!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

PAG MAITIM PANGIT! PAG MAITIM INIINSULTO?


Today while having a conversation with a team mate (let's call him donkey), a stupid fuck (let's call him Shrek)suddenly was part of the conversation just because he's friends with donkey. Shrek has always been "mayabang". Sure, he's willing to help when asked with questions about faxes which is of course not new to him coz he's been doing this for a year now I guess.There are times when we joke around, and talk about random things, but that DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS so he DOESN'T have the fucking right to humiliate me ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Wait, I think I am his friend when he need to ask for food. FAIR WEATHER FRIEND. Back to the story, I told Donkey that he entered the date incorrectly and then Donkey said in an "insulting" voice "di ikaw ang gumawa, kaw na mag cgx" then donkey responded, and I responded then donkey and finally Shrek responded "ginagalit mo si Ms Angola". Shrek called me "MS. ANGOLA" that made the team LOL. Being compared to Ms Angola is actually not offensive, I mean, Ms Angola is gorgeous, it's just that he insulted me multiple times and all the time it's always about my complexion, So I responded and told him this "AT LEAST AKO YUNG KULAY KO LANG ANG PANGIT, EH IKAW, YUNG MUKA MO! SHREK!!!

I am dark skinned, I struggled with this issue all my life and I am sick of it. I grew up around fair people... you know how that made me feel? Special as fuck. I was harshly criticized, ignored, ridiculed, and teased all the fucking time. Things in my childhood affected my self-esteem. I don't think I am likeable, or pretty. Even when given positive information, I still see the negatives in myself. It becomes a never-ending cycle. My grandparents always stressed self value and right to opinions. There were some awkward developmental years that made me weak enough to compare myself to everything (lighter girls included) but I had no intention of jumping in a vat of bleach so why dwell and trouble myself with. I heard lil wayne say he doesn't like dark skinned ladies, that's cool. I still hop around like a coon to some of his music. Black girls are ugly you say? Ah, you think so? 

I felt better after what I said to him, but at the same time the memories came back. It keeps on haunting me. So I cried. I cried so hard that I swear to God, I will not be talking to him ever again. It wasn't the first time he insulted me. To him, insulting people is his way to feel good about himself. Come to think of it, siguro mas madami pa syang insecurities. I mean c'mon, if you think I'm ugly just because I am "maitim" what about you? Are you even gwapoThe joke's on you! 

I have questions for you Shrek:
1. How does it feel to be this mean?
2. This makes you happy?
3. Why does insulting people make you happy?
4. Are you satisfied?
5. It must be so hard to stop what you are so good at,right?
6. It doesn't bother you that this is what you're known for?


And lastly, your mission's accomplished: I really feel bad now so you can move on. I'm just tired of you using me to feel good about yourself. Now go and bother someone else who cares. 


PS: Calling you "SHREK" is actually an insult to Shrek. Shrek is peaceful and doesn't care to hurt anyone. SO I should think of something else to call you...hmmm... What about....


Friday, August 5, 2011

I'm back

So I'm back from a very long hiatus. I will be posting updates and pictures in a bit. Will just need to sleep first. Tired. zzzzzz

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

RIP LOLO

I'm the saddest person on earth :( My Grandpa passed away yesterday. I was supposed to go home last Saturday and visit him in the province but because I was so tired I didn't. That could have been the last time. And I can't help but to blame myself. I grew up with my grandparents and not having them in my life is such a pain. Life is so heartless. I could have been there. I could have shown how much I love him. I could have hug him one last time. God! Why? :(

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Love will show you everything :)




I'm sorry if I messed up with the lyrics. This is what I do when I can't sleep  lol...

Sunday is Funday

It's been a routine that Sunday should be a family day. And today Ezzy, Sweden and me went to the mall to eat, stroll and play. The first thing we did was a quick stop at the grocery store to buy some stuff. After the grocery shopping we saw this stall that sells accessories. I'm a fan of wrist watches so I bought one for me and Ezzy. Here it is:


I bought him a spider-man watch for P100 only. It's actually a musical watch, if you press the circle you'll hear the song "It's A Small World" plus blinking lights around the circle. Mine is a Ripcurl watch for P150 only. Cute huh?

Next stop was at the World of Fun. I spent a hundred pesos for the tokens. He enjoyed the Merry Go Round a lot, plus the basketball game and of course the Need for Speed cars.

Although he still doesn't know how to play he enjoyed steering, and watching the cars race. After finishing all our tokens, we bought some food. He loves Jollibee so we ordered burger steak for him. Then we passed by at Dulcinea, and saw these cute meringues so we bought 3 and one candle so we could play "birthday" at home haha.


So this is Sweden

This is me ;)


And finally my little Jedi <3

I love weekends! I can't wait for Friday again!!! On Saturday I'll be going to Divisoria to buy Ezzy some clothes since all his clothes almost doesn't fit him anymore. LOL. Until next time! Keep safe everyone! Godbless!



Friday, July 8, 2011

Artist lol


Aww my little Jedi is busy w/ his artwork. I took this before I left for work yesterday.




Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Tumblr

Guys if you have a Tumblr account, go ahead and follow, I'll follow you back! http://imgraciehart.tumblr.com/ See ya there!

My baby love

Yesterday, I treated my kid his favorite burger steak at Jollibee. We took it home though since I need to get some sleep for work lol. Look at how adorable my baby is :

Good Morning!

I've been trying since yesterday to post a picture of me and Ezzy. But it's not loading, it's taking forever! Anyway, here's a pic of me and ezzy when we woke up:

It will always be the best morning when I'm with him! <3

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

At work

So I'm still at work taking my second break. I've been taking calls for the past 4 hours. We were supposed to do fax, but screw the other team for getting all our faxes. I can't wait to go home. Will update you guys later. Keep safe everyone! <3

Monday, July 4, 2011

sleeping

 So it's AM 6:28 my baby is still sleeping, and mommy is still doing this blog. Enough for today, will update again tomorrow! Mommy will sleep now! Good night everyone! God Bless! Keep Safe

The Move




This was taken June 06, 2011! The "ezzy move"

He loves me!




This was taken January 06, 2011! <3

His favorite Christmas Gift

It was given to him by his godfather and Uncle,Paps <3

When he turned 2

You will always be my little Jedi <3      
I love you and always will. You are starting out on a weird, scary, daunting, but ultimately incredibly wonderful journey, and I will be there for you always ♥

You'll be faced with many choices in the years to come. I know in my heart that you will make choices that are healthy...choices that will help you to become the best man that you can be. I look forward to helping you make those choices, and guiding you towards manhood in the best way I know how.


No matter how hard I try, I could never find the words to tell you how very much I Love You and how thankful to God I am, for His having given you to us, to nurture for a while..and to love for all eternity ♥


 

Hayden

Taken 4 hours after I gave birth

My First Entry

Hi there! My name is Gracie from the Philippines. I'm a single Mom to a 2 year old kid. His name is Ezra. This blog will contain pictures mostly of my kid and some sentiments from a single mom(well, that's me of course). I have other blogs but most of the blogs I created are being followed by a family member, which unfortunately I really cannot share everything to that family member out of being scared. Sounds scary? I know, right?


 Anyway, welcome to my world!!!